whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

make me choose: @spencerfan Meg2.0 or Meg1.0

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

shutupstrax:

       

thefuuuucomics:

you:

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sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

lennonous:

rock n roll basically has 2 moods

  • fuck you
  • lets fuck

elysean:

(you are his first.)

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

helotastic:

thedisassociation:

greatest weakness:

  • any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other

did someone call for

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flawed

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but lovable

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misfits

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who make a

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family

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with each other?

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Where the fuck is supernatural picture?!

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here you go