profess0rlayton:

danosaurs-and-philions:

Phil has sex hair and stubble, fuck

im too mature to reblog this right

profess0rlayton:

danosaurs-and-philions:

Phil has sex hair and stubble, fuck

im too mature to reblog this right

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

yousee-butyou-donot-observe:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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If there is ever a day where I do not reblog this assume I’m dead.

“I’ll definitely go next year.”
— says every person who is currently not at San Diego Comic Con. (via l-o-k-i-hiddleston)

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.

another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

leadmeouttothefloor:

snowfeels:

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

oodmoodfood:

yellings:

sometimes being sad for no reason is worse than being sad for a reason cause there is absolutely nothing you can do to make yourself feel better

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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

jonasbrothers:

ᗯᕼᗩT? I ᑕᗩᑎT ᕼEᗩᖇ ᑌ OᐯEᖇ TᕼIᔕ ᑕOOᒪ ᗩᔕᔕ ᖴOᑎT


I hope that people out there now can associate being transgender with being accomplished, being successful and achieving your dreams

I hope that people out there now can associate being transgender with being accomplished, being successful and achieving your dreams